[Cato in PA]

This is the sort of insanity we have to look forward to if Obongo wins another term.

[StormEye]

"“If ever there were an episode which demonstrates the folly of the great European project then this is it.”

Next the EU will probably try to legislate the exact value of pi and the exponential constant e. Perhaps they'll start with the square root of the number two first. Can't have those messy irrational numbers screwing up the EU's utopian, perfectly ordered world.

[A.A. Cunningham]

Actual title:

EU bans claim that water can prevent dehydration

[bert]

In America every woman knows that the serum in Oil of Olay hydrates

[combat_boots]

For what legal purpose would the EU do this? Commodification of water?

[topfile]

[decal]

“I bought some powdered water but I don’t know what to add.”—Steven Wright

[Future Snake Eater]

Actual footage of British MPs debating this important measure.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

They should ban water.

Or have they already done that?

[crz]

Go on out in the desert and walk briskly for five miles or hike up in the hills for a while without drinking water and see what happens.

The biggest killer in the AZ desert is not snakes and such, its heat exhaustion. Lots of people die from it and they have full bottles of water on them.

They say if you start to get headaches, its already got you. Every year there are EMTs on the radio telling people that when you hike out in the areas to drink enough water that you have to pee every 20 to 40 minutes.