Posted on 11/21/2011 5:15:00 PM PST by DeusExMachina05
What the (BLEEP), just suit yerself, my FRiend!!! (grin)
Why did the Occupier cross the road?
•Because his Mom called and said, “It’s time to come home, honey.”
•Because ‘Ketchup’ broke her glasses during a fit of righteous crying and had to go to Lynz-Krafterz.
•Because some radicals thought “free love” meant “unsolicited surprise sex.”
•Because three homeless guys were occupying his tent “Help, police...”
•Because a few “more-equal-than-thous” (aka, Party people) appropriated [sic, smoked up] his stach for the Greater Good™ — he had to score another bag of kind bud
•Because the police car looked like a port-o-john
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