[Retro Llama]

"...the tweet had been flagged by someone on Brownback’s staff and reported..."

The school should have treated the report the same way they would treat a report about a space alien abduction or an Elvis sighting (i.e. responded with some meaningless placating-sounding bafflegab and then circular-filed the whole thing).

[Forgotten Amendments]

Angry paper boys once pelted Vice President Teddy Roosevelt with mudballs. He cussed back at them. End of crisis.

America was once a free country.