Rick Perry to Appear on ‘Tonight’ Show Thursday

ABC News ^ | 27th November 2011 | Arlette Saenz

[Liz]

He's hoping his "Tonight Show" appearance will "catapult" Perry ahead of all the single-digit, third tier candidates, where El Ricardo has been languishing for weeks.......

Mmmmmm.....I can't wait to see his numbers dive. Everytime he flashes that "used car salesman" smirk of his, the voters cringe.

"Tonight" may be the night Ricky tells America how fightin' mad he is about the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand......and that China aint goin' Communist under his watch.

I sure hope Ricky gets TV time to tell voters that he will issue an EO to have Merck vaccinate every child in America with a vaccine that will wipeout diptheria in our time.

[South40]

[Liz]

ping

[Liz]

Heh-—very appropriate.

[South40]

I hear it’s very popular with the liberal Republican crowd.

[miss marmelstein]

Hey, Liz! Will he be wearing that charming Ice Cream suit from that photo the fangirls like to post? Perry is a man who makes Don Imus look sartorially sophisticated!

[Liz]

LOL.

Perry's taste in clothing (or does Anita dress him?) is off-putting---both inside and outside Texas---depending on whose vote he's angling for.

Texans say when he crawls out of his hacienda to campaign for governor, Perry changes from his serape into a cowboy hat with well-worn sweat band and a shoulder holster.

I doubt if he'll be packing heat on the Tonight Show....unless they have C/C laws. (snix)

[CajunConservative]

Psst, Mr. Cain is having another bimbo eruption.

[miss marmelstein]

So what you’re saying, Liz, is that he’s sorta like an incompetent Zorro. Maybe he’s carving “P” all over Iowa as we write.

[Liz]

....you saying Perry's sorta like an incompetent Zorro. ...that he’s carving “P's” all over Iowa, as we write......?

Well, okay.......if you want to use a Hollywood metaphor.

Perry's a natural in a loin cloth, swinging through the trees, showing off for the natives, doing his "Tarzan yell".....lookin' for Cheetah.

[miss marmelstein]

The idea of Perry in a loin cloth...during dinner hour. Really, Liz.

[rintense]

HI there, my fellow braying ass!!! ;)

I wonder if Jay will write all the 'um, er, uh's' on Perry's cue cards?

[rintense]

Just wait until the Austin rumors about Perry hit the mainstream. We’ll see who’s laughing then.

[Liz]

My b-a-a-a-a-d———LOL.

[Liz]

I just hope Perry doesn’t call Jay “heartless.”

[rintense]

Oh he’ll probably have Ron Paul hiding behind the sofa to whisper the answers. Or wifey to come bail him out.

[CajunConservative]

I believe that went over like a lead balloon already when KBH trotted out the rumor during the gubernatorial election. It also has been floated this election with both Larry Flynt floating a $1MM dollar reward and this Paultard taking out this ad that went viral. ;)

[rintense]

Keep thinking your guy will be ok...

[CajunConservative]

Awww, so sad that your girl let you down and your second choice is now imploding. It must really suck to be so bitter. It won’t be the end of the world for me if Perry wins or not. I will concentrate on electing the most qualified people down the ticket if the nominee turns out to be another dud candidate.

[lonestar]

Just wait until the Austin rumors about Perry hit the mainstream...

every four years.

If you were from TX you would know how funny that is!