[ This is a fact of life and one which every Conservative candidate with more than an single brain cell should know. They should expect scrutiny of an order of magnitude that they can’t imagine and if they’re not squeaky clean they should stay home! ]
I have the winning Conservative ticket with absolutely no possiblity of scandal:
Eunuch / Asexual 2012
What a sad commentary on our times that you would think that's what would be necessary to pass scrutiny in this day and age. Do you assume that EVERY man has some sexual sin in his past that will be exposed if he runs for office? I've been married for 26 years and I can assure you that NOT every married man has cheated on his wife or has even wanted to cheat on his wife!
Eunuch / Asexual 2012
Whatever happened to Steve Forbes, anyway?