[Fiji Hill]

It's just about time for state-controlled media to pulls some imaginary Gingrich bimbos (or bimbettes, as the case may be) out of their magic Republican scandal hat.

Newt's poll numbers should catch the attention of the DNC smear machine. Wonder what they will be dreaming up to "get" him?

[editor-surveyor]

>> “Newt’s poll numbers should catch the attention of the DNC smear machine.” <<

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Newt’s poll numbers were created by the DNC smear machine.

[BlackElk]

I bet you never heard of Newt's shameless sexual exploitation of Martha Washington, Abigail Adams, Dolly Madison, and Harry Houdini. Newt's been in DC a long time and Bob Axelrod will have his number!

Newt has also been linked, according to anonymous sources, with Scarlett O'Hara and Lara Antipova who was cheating with Newt (and even with me individually) on Yuri Zhivago, Strelnikov and Komarovsky behind their backs.

Axelrod is also looking into both of Lincoln's wives, Eleanor Roosevelt, Margaret Sanger and, ummm, threesomes with Marilyn Monroe and RFK. Axelrod considered making claims about Newt and Barney Frank but wasn't sure that Frank (in love with the limelight among other things) would decline to appear at a press conference.

LAPD is investigating possible links between the death by by drowning of Natalie Wood and an appearance by Newt before the Catalina Island Teen Age Republicans on the same weekend. Then there are the matters of the verrrry mysterious disappearances of Judge Crater, Jimmy Hoffa, Sr., and Amelia Earhart. The Fatty Arbuckle case is also being re-opened. Was it Arbuckle or Fatty Gingrich? Democrats want to know! As Ron Paul supporters might say, there is a lot there to think about! Explains a lot doesn't it??? Stephen King, Noam Chomsky and Oliver Stone, call your offices, now.

This just in: Newt's long romantic nights with the bearded wonder of Havana in Oriente Province! Pass it on!