How about this? I\We will research women in your life, casual or whatever relationships,check their finances,then pay them money to say that they had sex with you for years, or that you liked 15 year old high school virgins,or any number of slimey things. We would not give dates,or anything and by the time you turn around your reputation is done. They don't have to prove it as witnessed by your capitulation to the Rats,and Obummer lies and smears.
Feel free. First off, I don't hang out with old litigious whores I meet at conventions. Secondly, every one of my female friend were introduced to my wife early on and even come over to have dinner with both of us. That is standard operating procedure unless there is a reason to keep it quiet.
Just so you know, I would get anywhere near a broad that look like a truck driver in drag. Friend or otherwise.