Excuse me for mangling an old joke.
Soldier Bahney Fwank is deployed in a remote region of Afghanistan, along with some friendly Afghan soldiers. Being bored, he asks the natives what they do for “recreation and fun”, “wink, wink”. The native guy Ahmed points to their horse and says all the guys use her. Next day, Bahney tells the Afghan “thanks, but your horse sure put up a fight when I had my way with her!”. Ahmed says in shock “But sir, the guys ride the horse to the next town where the women are!”.
Muslims have always been an inventive and civilized people who never got enough credit for the contributions they have made to society.
In the year 1425 they invented the condom using the lower intestine of the sheep.
Not until 1857 were any alterations made to this invention when the British decided to remove the lower intestine from the animal.