Robbing Ultimate Fighting Expert Proves To Be Bad Decision

CBS Chicago ^ | 12-5-2011

[Dysart]

CHICAGO (CBS) — Robbing a man who turned out to be an ultimate fighter proved to be a bad decision for a convicted felon, who is now in bad shape as he is held on bond.

Police say around 11:30 p.m. Friday, Anthony Miranda, 24, walked up to a car parked at 55th Street and Kenneth Avenue, just a few blocks from Midway International Airport.

Miranda asked the driver for a lighter, and the driver said he didn’t have one. Then Miranda pulled a handgun and demanded that the driver hand over his money, police said.

[islander-11]

I bet the intended victim was thinking: Dreams DO come true!

[Revolting cat!]

Put a banana on his head and he’ll look as colorful as Carmen Miranda!

[Pontiac]

stooopid should be painful

My stepson has a Marine tee-shirt that says pain is weakness leaving the body.

It looks like weakness decided to leave this criminals body through his face.

[drypowder]

maybe he ought to just get a job when he gets out of prison, it would be less painful and certainly less embarrassing. A$$ WOOPIN KUDOS to the victim

[Dysart]

Did he read him his Miranda rights?

It just occurred to me that if they didn't the left would transform him into a victim-hero.

[rabidralph]

I think the figher had very sharp elbows in his ground and pound.

[NathanR]

Greed plus stupidity is not a good combination. (He actually got some money from the victim, but insisted that the victim get out of his car. In the ensuing fight moron shot himself in the ankle, as well as getting beaten to a pulp.)

[Boiling point]

HA! During the altercation, he shot himself in the ankle. Ouch.

[True Republican Patriot]

I’ll bet this Pervert is a Democrat Ward Leader in Chicago as well!! Probably a major player in the “RELECT HUSSEIN!” Organization as well.

[TigersEye]

LOL

[TigersEye]

This pinhead perp is damn lucky his intended ‘victim’ didn’t take his piece and stuff it up where the sun doesn’t shine.

HIPAA regulations prevent reporting everything they did at the hospital. lol

[Loyal Sedition]

“Several prior convictions”.

Whatever happened to three strikes and you are out (in for a LONG time)?

Need to implement that three strikes for illegals too!

[True Republican Patriot]

The Pervert should be charged with “AGGRAVATED ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE!” His gun was discharged, it well could have killed the Victim, but then the Liberals always protect the Perpetrators and be damned with the Victims! Thats why Abortions of Innocent Babies is Great with Liberals, but don’t You dare to Execute the Worst of the Serial Killers,
Rapists, and Child Killers, no matter how they tortured their Victims, before brutally slaughtering them!
Obama has publically said he supports sticking a pair of scissors thru the brain of a successfully born baby because
“HE THINKS THAT IS FINE!”

[SaraJohnson]

HA! During the altercation, he shot himself in the ankle. Ouch.

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Darwin award? How unlucky can a slime bucket be?

[Figment]

And pull the trigger until it went click click

[Chode]

LOL... too funny

[stylin19a]

During the fight, Miranda accidentally discharged his own gun, shooting himself in the ankle, police said.

man, just wasn't his day...

[Charles Martel]

Think he learned anything from this experience?

Nah!

He does look a bit somewhat abashed in that mugshot. ;-)

[montyspython]

Mmmmm... That pavement did taste good!

[Clay Moore]

I’m thinking you give the dude his attitude adjustment and take his weapon as a “war trophy.”