And I am the newly elected police commissioner of the large, enlightened city of Gogogodzillaville (population: in the trillions).
Of course, being enlightened, we have granted our intestinal microflora the right to vote, so our population reflects that.
And I need more than you. Just think of how out of hand things could get if just 1% of my city’s population decided to joint the OWS movement and protest the 1%...
:-P
That’s a lot of bacteria...