I’ve seen that TV. I’ve lusted after that TV. But I am on limited income and have to make choices. But I want you to have that TV. You deserve it. And I want to come over and watch it with you sos we can be best of buddies. I prefer Sam Adams Boston lager and Lays® wavy chips with bean dip. Bravo Chickensoup. We’re going to have a great time.
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Lust, huh? My luck to attract men with lust for machinery. Sigh.
I like Sam, but you will have to bring your own chips.