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Winter Celebration? Who the hell celebrates Winter? I can't imagine even ancient religions celebrating a time of year where everything is dead, and you're cold and starving. Fall and spring celebrations make some sense. Nobody thinks "winter" is a great time of year worthy of celebration.

And what EXACTLY would be secular food and drinks? Um here's your cookie. I know it's in the shape of a pine tree, but that's all it is, ya know, because who doesn't love pine trees for no apparent reason?

[Cato in PA]

Why, all we have to do is make the cookies amorphous, shapeless blobs - kind of like modern art, no?