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The laws of mathematics suggest that Newt Gingrich is currently having a secret affair with a 30 year old woman.

His first wife is currently 75.

He cheated on her, with a woman who later became his second wife, who is currently 60.

He cheated on her, with a woman who later became his third wife, who is currently 45.

Therefore, the laws of mathematics suggest that he is currently having a secret affair with a woman who is 30 years old.

12 posted on 12/12/2011 6:04:56 PM PST by grundle
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To: grundle

Or two 15-year-olds.


37 posted on 12/12/2011 7:56:21 PM PST by Palladin (Santorum/Bachmann 2012.)
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