My all time fave was the genius who wrote a 10 million word vanity about... “We don’t know what Sarah will do, therefore she’s exactly like Stonewall Jackson in the Shenandoah Campaign, because nobody knew what he was gonna do next, either.” Imagine the unimaginably tiny brain that came up with that one.
Oh come on, that made more sense than 90% of those comparisons did. LMAO I hear ya...