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On patrol with the smoke police
Bakersfield Californian ^
| 12/17/2011
| BY KELLIE SCHMITT
Posted on 12/18/2011 7:40:11 AM PST by umgud
As the first rays of sunshine pierced the dense Bakersfield air, Mike Oldershaw searched for smoke.....
This morning, though, his eyes led him to the culprit: a stucco home in northwest Bakersfield with a wisp of gas piping out its tile roof .......
Oldershaw, an air quality compliance manager with the San Joaquin Valley Air Pollution Control District, had spotted what could be the day's first no-burn violator......
Violators face either a $50 ticket or enrollment in so-called "smoke school," which involves a take-home test. For repeat offenders, fines can soar to $1,000.......
(Excerpt) Read more at bakersfield.com ...
TOPICS: Extended News; News/Current Events; US: California
KEYWORDS: airboardnazis; fireplaces
I seem to remember a few Xmas's ago, volunteer air board members hit the San Fransisco streets to hand out fireplace burning tickets. I guess the question is whether they're out to save us or harrass us. My bet's on the latter.
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posted on
12/18/2011 7:40:14 AM PST
by
umgud
To: umgud
As the first rays of sunshine pierced the dense Bakersfield air ...Has someone measured the density of the air in Bakersfield as opposed to the air in Costa Mesa, Sacramento, or Pueblo, Colorado? Is it really so dense in Bakersfield as to be remarkable?
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posted on
12/18/2011 7:43:58 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Two women in one house ... and one of 'em a redhead!)
To: umgud
We don’t have too many ordinances around here. The township supervisor says they’re pointless because most of us would ignore them anyway.
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posted on
12/18/2011 7:45:07 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
12/18/2011 7:47:37 AM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: cripplecreek
Today’s version of the Sheriff of Nottingham.
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posted on
12/18/2011 7:49:48 AM PST
by
Mouton
(Voting is an opiate of the electorate. Nothing changes no matter who wins..)
To: Tax-chick
Is it really so dense in Bakersfield as to be remarkable? The air here is usually pretty dense around this time of the year, but never as dense as the fog found in our regulators heads.
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posted on
12/18/2011 7:51:34 AM PST
by
umgud
To: umgud
But if this improves the lives of four million people, to me, this is a reasonable ticket.
IF? You are fining people on an IF? I thought California was part of America??
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posted on
12/18/2011 8:02:23 AM PST
by
SECURE AMERICA
(Where can I sign up for the New American Revolution and the Crusades 2012?)
To: umgud; Vendome
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posted on
12/18/2011 8:05:17 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Two women in one house ... and one of 'em a redhead!)
To: Mouton
More like today's version of Gestapo
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posted on
12/18/2011 8:05:42 AM PST
by
Magnum44
(Terrorism is a disease, precise application of superior firepower is the cure)
To: umgud
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posted on
12/18/2011 8:06:09 AM PST
by
Venturer
To: umgud
They are coming to take away your personal choices....
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posted on
12/18/2011 8:12:37 AM PST
by
Brandonmark
(2012: Our Hope IS Change!)
To: Mouton; Magnum44
When Oliver Cromwell was in power, you had to keep your shutters open on Sunday so the constables could look in and confirm that you were not violating the Sabbath.
His descendants have popped up in California.
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posted on
12/18/2011 8:37:08 AM PST
by
Oatka
(This is the USA, assimilate or evaporate.)
To: umgud
A smoke school take home test?
“Yep, that test burned up real good.”
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posted on
12/18/2011 8:47:57 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: umgud
This reminds me of the old WWII newsreels about the aircraft spotters.
“Headquarters....this is station 14. We have 12 Stukas inbound and old lady Johnson’s burning her leaves again. Rodger, the Spitfires will engage the Stukas and strafe old lady Johnson. Never have so many owed so much to so few tattling on people trying to stay warm.”
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posted on
12/18/2011 8:54:04 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: umgud
I spose they’ve already thought of just calling in an air strike on any house emitting smoke...
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posted on
12/18/2011 9:24:52 AM PST
by
bigbob
To: umgud
Wonder why the victims don’t make the transaction “revenue neutral”?
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posted on
12/18/2011 9:58:47 AM PST
by
kiryandil
(turning Americans into felons, one obnoxious drunk at a time (Zero Tolerance!!!))
To: blueunicorn6
To: umgud
Sadredin said the newly educated residents are often full no-burning converts.Re-education camps have been constructed, and are undergoing testing now.
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posted on
12/18/2011 10:34:15 AM PST
by
Don W
(You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.)
To: umgud
Liberals reliably try to crush any form of self-sufficiency. That is the common thread to look for.
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posted on
12/18/2011 11:11:02 AM PST
by
matt1234
(Bring back the HUAC.)
To: bigbob
Domestic “Predator” drones will be doing these inspections in five years or less, I’d bet.
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posted on
12/18/2011 9:40:47 PM PST
by
jiggyboy
(Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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