The FUnnie thing is that my stairwell has a mountain of packs of Depends because I recently had to get them via coupons (they were FREE) in order to get the Walgreens Register Rewards to buy a bunch of Axe Shower gel. If John Edwards contacts me I would be happy to send him a bunch of Depends to see him thru his trial and his meeting with cellmate, Big Bubba.
I just got a mental picture of your house. It looks like the “Hoarders” that I see on cable TV, only all the stuff is new and still in the box. What are you going to do with all this stuff, open a shop and sell it?