[Tallguy]

The Taliban say they have shot down several aircraft and NATO choppers in different parts of Afghanistan over the past few months.

Can't be true. VP Biden says that the Taliban are "not necessarily our enemies." I'm sure that we can rest easy that the radical, gun-toting, Koran-thumping Afghanis are not responsible.

[shalom aleichem]

Right. Maybe Obama meant for it to crash in Iran. He can have it shipped UPS. Also, (true story) one-eyed Mullah Omar has been deleted from FBI’s wanted list.