U.S. is giving South American leaders cancer, claims Chavez

UK Daily Mail ^ | 29th December 2011 | Hugo Gye

[JeffChrz]

Didn’t all of those leaders meet with Sean Penn?

I’m just sayin’, but maybe Maria Conchita Alonzo should make a doctor’s appointment.

[doorgunner69]

I somehow doubt it considering the RINO before the Kenyan would not have the stones to authorize it.

That said, it is an attractive idea. Some radioisotopes have an affinity for certain body parts, like iodine for the thyroid.

[Malone LaVeigh]

I’ve heard that several wraps of tin foil around the top of your head will protect you Hugo.

[Joe Boucher]

Yo, Hugo,
If so, GOOD!

[terycarl]

if the United States wants you dead...you are dead
S/Osama Bin Laden

[Malesherbes]

That’s right, Hugo. And get ready to start scratching. Next we’re going to give you hives.