Seriously, there was a movie on German TV about a volcano erupting in Germany and ever since a lot of Germans seem to wish it was true for some reason. My joke was that it was near Koengen by Stuttgart...like as in King Koengen, but these folks are really that bored and boring!
In days past, the Germans would have used it as an excuse to conquer lebensraum somewhere else. Drang nach osten!