[rdb3]

What \ever beauty she displays is at great expense, the best money can buy.

Maybe the money was fake. I would say get a refund, but even that won't help pure ugliness.

25 years ago, we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
Today we have Obama, no cash, and no hope!

If you can't appreciate the pure beauty of the violin after hearing this, something's wrong with your ears.

Or you can get raw with these strings.

How about this gamechanger from America's Got Talent (which they SHOULD have won).

And finally, this, dedicated to the one and only rdb2. His time may be short.

Either way, the violin is sweet yet LETHAL.

Do it!

[Aria]

She is absolutely frightening looking! But I have to say I’ve seen photos where she looks quite nice - with tons of makeup, jewelry and obviously really professional hair stylists. An ugly girl getting to pretend she’s My Fair Lady.