If they need a new month, may I suggest calling it Thermidor, or perhaps Brumaire?
“It’s my understanding that April has been pushed back to May,” Dillon said”
Oh rapture, we’ve been saved! Another whole 30 days, now that calls for a celebration. Detroit is just like the Post Office, No one wants to live there anymore, but the PE unions just want to ignore that fact. They probably don’t have the money to bulldoze the ten square miles of derelict homes so that it can be turned back into farmland. Maybe the Muzzies over in Dearborn can help out and use the land to raise halal goats or something like that!