an lsu fan was passed out after the game in krystal burger and was surrounded by a bunch of bama fans. they started piling up french fry cartons on him etc. and getting a good laugh out of it. then some jack leg pulled his balls out of the front of his shorts and started putting them all over the guys face.
That’s pretty tame stuff for a Bama fan. He’ll claim it wasn’t him it was the alcohol that made it happen. Then the judge will say, “that’s ok son it was all in good fun. Roll Tide.”
So he "teabagged" him?
Crude, vulgar, immature? Yes. But sexual battery? C'mon...