To: Kartographer
I never, ever, allow them to use the full body scanner. I’ve been patted down dozens of times and even failed one and they had to do the “private room” thing. Apparently my trip to the feed store to pay my monthly storage bill had set it off.
I did apologize to the guy doing the patting for the wood.
4 posted on
01/23/2012 8:22:02 AM PST by
cuban leaf
(Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
To: cuban leaf
"I did apologize to the guy doing the patting for the wood."
Doin' the TSA Tango is almost as good as a lap dance?
8 posted on
01/23/2012 8:23:37 AM PST by
Paladin2
To: cuban leaf
ROFLMAO. Maybe they’ll make a wand that detects wood.
10 posted on
01/23/2012 8:25:52 AM PST by
Past Your Eyes
(I'm not cut out to suffer fools like this.)
To: cuban leaf
The TSA were unimpressed with my “position” in the FBS as my arthritic fingers cramped into positions they disapproved of.
12 posted on
01/23/2012 8:26:23 AM PST by
Paladin2
To: cuban leaf
I did apologize to the guy doing the patting for the wood.Hell, I whipped my lumber out.
Told him, if we are doing a pat down, let's do it right.
And mind the dentures.
63 posted on
01/23/2012 9:19:29 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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