Battered Sen. John Kerry Injured in Hockey Game, Honors Bruins at White House [two black eyes and..]

ABC News ^

[Sub-Driver]

Jan 23, 2012 2:26pm Battered Sen. John Kerry Injured in Hockey Game, Honors Bruins at White House

Hockey is a rough sport; just ask Senator John Kerry, D-Mass.

The senator was attending a ceremony for his hometown hockey team, the Boston Bruins, at the White House today when he publicly debuted the remnants of his own hockey injury.

Kerry appeared to have two black eyes and a swollen nose. His senate office said the black and blue was caused by a nose injury during a hockey game the senator participated in recently.

“He’s totally fine,” Kerry spokeswoman Whitney Smith told ABC News, “Very ironically he busted his nose recently playing ice hockey, so the Bruins can certainly relate.”

[rightwingintelligentsia]

So the rumor Teresa slugged him after she caught him using a bottle of Hunt’s ketchup isn’t true?

[GSWarrior]

Where are the Ice Boat Veterans to debunk this story?

[onyx]

Come on! No photos?

[OCCASparky]

No, wait—let me guess—his favorite Bruin is “Manny Ortiz”...

[onyx]

Come on! No photos?

[Liberty Valance]

[Responsibility2nd]

Hockey? Yeah. Right.

 

I say he got crosswise with the Ketchup Queen

 

[nutmeg]

No, wait—let me guess—his favorite Bruin is “Manny Ortiz”...

LOL!

[cotton1706]

Does he ever buy a different style tie. Always the orange, or salmon micro polka-dot style. Billions of dollars and he has like three ties!

[jagusafr]

Tossin’ the Bravo Sierra flag!

[FReepaholic]

[blueunicorn6]

They beat him up after he demanded his turn at bat.
Democrats - they’re dumber than donuts.

[catbertz]

He looks ready for his walk-on role as a zombie.

[Tijeras_Slim]

[tsowellfan]

Could be botox bruises

[Free Vulcan]

Yeah and it really hurt and he expects a medal out of this too people!

[Interesting Times]

[Dr. Ursus]

No,No it’s Albert Poujos!

[Col Frank Slade]

“Can I get me some Ben Gay here” ?