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Posted on 01/23/2012 12:01:33 PM PST by Sub-Driver
Jan 23, 2012 2:26pm Battered Sen. John Kerry Injured in Hockey Game, Honors Bruins at White House
Hockey is a rough sport; just ask Senator John Kerry, D-Mass.
The senator was attending a ceremony for his hometown hockey team, the Boston Bruins, at the White House today when he publicly debuted the remnants of his own hockey injury.
Kerry appeared to have two black eyes and a swollen nose. His senate office said the black and blue was caused by a nose injury during a hockey game the senator participated in recently.
“He’s totally fine,” Kerry spokeswoman Whitney Smith told ABC News, “Very ironically he busted his nose recently playing ice hockey, so the Bruins can certainly relate.”
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Kerry the wuss playing hockey??? I don’t think so. It would mess up his pretty hair.
I am sure he'll tell you that it's seared into his memory. (snicker)
SUCH a CREEPY, CREEPY person——his marriage history is WAY MORE CREEPIER than Newts! The leftists have sick twisted minds that can’t ever grasp “Common Sense” and honor, courage, justice, and duty. They are immoral and should never have the ability to make law-—because Just law is beyond their ability. At least, Newt knows when he messes up and admits his weaknesses. The Marxists think evil is “good” and in their fascist ways—tries and force unconstitutional laws on the ignorant masses-—such as there is a “right” to sodomy. They are sick.
Busted nose, TWO black eyes? The big goofy Ichabod Crane spaz probably just fell down and hit his face on the ice. I love they way they don’t provide and details and leave it to our imaginations. Lots of libs are probably saying, ooh, what a hunk; he got into a fight on the ice.
Let me help ya Lurch, once I stomp on yer foot, yer schnoz won’t hurt so bad anymore.
He should stick to huntin’ and wind surfin’.
How do you ask a man to be the last man between a puck and a goal? My face was checked in a fashion reminiscent of jenjis khan. We randomly shot pucks at the opponents...
Two black eyes and a broken nose? That’s three purple hearts and a silver star.
Has anyone looked at the steps of the capitol building? Did he toss them yet?
Even if it did happen in a hockey game, my bet is it was intentionally self-inflicted.
Maybe a conservative player boarded or cross-checked him?
C’mon. Theresa Heinz slapped the snot out of him. “You vas lookin’ at dat eentern too long, mein long-jawed poopsie!”
reminds one of the famous Kerry Line: “Son-of-a-bitch pushed me!”
BS!! I played hockey through college and have been a diehard NHL/Bruins fan for some 30 years. I have never seen two identical (exact same) black eyes due to a hockey injury.
More like plastic surgery.
Looks more like his gin-soaked wife has been raisin hell again.
Plastic surgery can leave bruises like that !
BINGO!
The best news is that MVP Tim Thomas boycotted the ceremony.
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