Considering the fact he was in a combat zone where people were attacking with sticks and firing off rubber bullets, Lurch should be able to pencil whip another one of these as well as a Purple Heart.
Posted on 01/23/2012 12:01:33 PM PST by Sub-Driver
Jan 23, 2012 2:26pm Battered Sen. John Kerry Injured in Hockey Game, Honors Bruins at White House
Hockey is a rough sport; just ask Senator John Kerry, D-Mass.
The senator was attending a ceremony for his hometown hockey team, the Boston Bruins, at the White House today when he publicly debuted the remnants of his own hockey injury.
Kerry appeared to have two black eyes and a swollen nose. His senate office said the black and blue was caused by a nose injury during a hockey game the senator participated in recently.
“He’s totally fine,” Kerry spokeswoman Whitney Smith told ABC News, “Very ironically he busted his nose recently playing ice hockey, so the Bruins can certainly relate.”
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Hey! I’m sorry! I thought the puck was on his face!
Somebody said, “Look at that schmuck”, and I thought they said “puck”. We was playin’ with a high cross bar.
He’s such a phony. I’m guessing plastic surgery or something.
Considering the fact he was in a combat zone where people were attacking with sticks and firing off rubber bullets, Lurch should be able to pencil whip another one of these as well as a Purple Heart.
“Could be botox bruises”
Yup, looks like he had some cosmetic surgery. It’s hysterical that he would think that people would buy his BS hockey story!
A true Purple Eye recipient.
So we’re to believe that this putz plays without a cage? He is old school?
How do you break your nose and get the eye while wearing a cage?
There he was, just sitting in the stands, telling the guy next to him how he once served in Viet Nam, when suddenly this puck came flying over the glass....
So we’re to believe that this putz plays without a cage? He is old school?
How do you break your nose and get the eye while wearing a cage?
If he is it's the first time in his life!
Not buyin’ it.
So can a blow to the bridge of the nose.
Did he try to hide Taraysa’s gin soaked raisins?
No, I'd guess more like "Zdeno Thomas".
I’m thinking Hussein had a little “work” done for his own “sports” injury a while back.
Why tell the truth when a lie is so much more convenient and sustainable thanks to fawning Big Media?
Lobotomy
IRISH SUNGLASSES!
The other guy hollered ‘Incoming!’ but Kerry had no idea what that meant or how to react. He turned into the puck, thinking ‘incoming’ meant someone was bringing him a glass of chardonnay.
IRISH SUNGLASSES!
I dunno, this is Kerry tossing a football around:
Lord knows the carnage that could be unleashed by him strapping on skates and getting into the rink.
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