Don’t forget the fireworks.
And then have your wife show up the next day in a cab and ask a paramedic to deliver a baby already crowning with its umbilical cord wrapped around its neck. Ghazans are great at fixing stuff like that, of course./sarc
Forgot about that. I think I may have told you when my daughter was an uberliberal wannabe at an Ivy league school she went ballistic with the Palis( in [Palistink] adopted name only) and used to smuggle goods to them until one day their merry band in a van was targeted by the "flying garbage cans." How to you say Flying Garbage cans," in Hebrew? They were speaking of the Qassams. Anyway it blew but was more a dud and hit pretty close to their van of merry not too smart "peaceniks." She and two others were so pissed off they joined the IDF the next day and now she has dual citizenship and married to some dude named Sayeret Maktal just for fun/sarc but true.