“slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch, mile by mile”...
Where in the world have I read/seen that?! You opened up a dusty vault in my head... now I am trying to find it >.<
“Slowly I turn” Reminds me of the old Abbott & Costello movie, Lost in a Haram. The looney guy would trip out when someone said, “Pocomoco.” Then he’d go into the routine and wind up strangling Costello. It was the funniest thing I ever watched. They don’t make comedy like that anymore.