[P-Marlowe]

LOL! But what’s creepy, is that this is probably exactly what he believes. Maybe he doesn’t like Newt’s moon idea because he had planned to ask for the moon as the planet he gets when he dies? (I know the moon is not a planet, I’m just referring to the Mormon belief that Mormon men, like Muslims, get their own planet, well-stocked with nubile females, when they die.)

Oh, but you are so wrong.

According to the Founding Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith, the Moon is inhabited by 6 foot tall Quakers.

[livius]

“As far back as 1837, Joseph Smith was writing about Area 51...” Ooops, sorry, I misread that!

If the average person knew the theories of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young, condensed into what we now know as Mormonism, they wouldn’t know whether to laugh or to scream.

[Gamecock]

As a child I was always a bit uneasy with this chap: