Funny, there are some I like, such as those that guarantee a 100,000 lb interstate overpass can truly take 100,000 lbs, that airliners have inspections so engines don't fall off and hit a school, or that the Tylnol I take isn't laced with poison or is even not effective.
So let's regulate recreational drugs like we regulate Tylenol - no claiming effects it doesn't have, and no poisonous impurities. (And don't bother coming back with "recreational drugs are poisons" - too much Tylenol is also a poison.)
I will avoid using with you but will for others point out the simple logic that no one would take too much Tylenol unless they were suicidal, but losing control on heroin can cause you to tox up to a lethal amount without even knowing it...
Unless of course you plan on a national druggie monitoring team...
Hey, that is a shovel ready employment project...