[Petruchio]

This just ain’t right.

I looked at the TV listings just now . . . the dang Pregame show is longer then the game itself!

[caveat emptor]

I looked at the TV listings just now . . . the dang Pregame show is longer then the game itself!

The only Super Bowl Sunday schedule you’ll need

12:00 p.m. NBC’s broadcast is coming to you live from Indianapolis, which means we begin with Bob Costas trying to: (a) argue that Indianapolis is a great place and that the game is somehow more meaningful for being there; and (b) keep a straight face

12:32 p.m. First shot of Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski walking on his injured ankle. Will he play? Will he be effective? Fortunately, we have six hours to listen to people come up with ever more inventive ways to say “maybe.”

etc.