Had to check...yup, that’s the actual headline. Lucky he wasn’t shot in the fracas. From his mugshot I’d have to say if he opened his eyes any further, he’d bleed to death.
Two friends are talking:
“Where is a women’s YET?”
“Never heard of it. What is it?”
“I don’t know, but I just read that a women was shot three weeks ago, and the bullet is her yet!”
She shot for the fracas but got him in the tookus.