"Mom always said-don't play ball in the house!"
SCRATCH THAT!
Per article:
Throw a football or Frisbee on an L.A. beach in the summer: prepare for a $1,000 fine
"any person to cast, toss, throw, kick or roll any ball, tube, or any light object other than a beach ball or beach volleyball on or over a beach.
Get the idjut out on the gulf quick.....Let him t off a fishing boat.