She might be avaliable.
Gawd, you're funny! :^D
(I bet secretly you're hoping I AM Ann Coulter--rather than just a regular American who loves her country too much to see this opportunity squandered on Father Santorum)
But, thanks for the chuckle. Come back real soon.
I remember your style of hand wringing a few years ago from folks like George Will that thought that the Conservative favorite was too out of the mainstream to be elected and that the more moderate choice was needed to be pushed. That was the 1980 election where Howard Baker and then Bush 1 were said to be way more electable than Reagan in the General.
She might be avaliable.