I heard a story about some liberal politician speaking in New York saying “They say a conservative is a liberal who got mugged, well I have been mugged - AND I AM STILL A LIBERAL!”
From the audience a voice shouted out... “MUGG HIM AGAIN!”
Like the Allstate Mayhem Ads.
“I’m a robber, and I have been casing your house all week long. Based off your Anti-Gun Bumper stickers and the City laws that prohibit you from owning a gun I am feeling really good about my heist tonight.”
[breaks into house]
“Even if you call 911 the cops are minutes away, which give me enough time to take all your valuables”
[Homeowner wakes up lights turn on]
Home owner: “Hey what are you doing?”
[Punching, Knifing and Gun Sounds]
“And even if you try to stop me I will always have the upper hand or knife or gun, because I am a Criminal and I don’t care if the Law tells me not to carry a weapon of my own]
[Outside with Bag Loot and Ambulance outside house with covered stretcher taken from house]
“So get your own gun for self defense, or be defenseless from criminal mayhem, like me”
[Mayhem laughs as he walk away]