[Ancesthntr]

I’d just like to have everyone here try to imagine the following people engaged in wearing fake tits and a rubber belly to mimic a pregnant woman...more than that, try to imagine their reaction if you told them to do this:

George Washington
Ethan Allen
Francis Marion (the Swamp Fox of the Revolutionary War)
Andrew Jackson
Davy Crockett
Jim Bowie
Colonel Travis
Robert E. Lee
Stonewall Jackson
William Tecumsah Sherman
Ulysses S. Grant
Blackjack Pershing
Douglas MacArthur
George Patton
Chesty Puller
Chester Nimitz
William Halsey
Alvin York
Audie Murphy
Lee Marvin

Military heroes, all, and that is but a short list of those deserving of that honorable title.

Me, I think that I’d have refused the order. I have to believe that such is a violation of the military’s rules. Anyhow, I’d love to see the publicity of a court martial in which a soldier was being charged with failing to wear fake tits and a rubber belly.

[ArrogantBustard]

I think that if you had told both Lee and Grant to do this, they would immediately have set aside their differences, called a halt to the war, and joined forces in stomping your sorry arse to a bloody smear on the ground ...

But I could be mistaken.