You don’t say! Perhaps there’s a business opportunity for you there. You can relate the need for instruction in nutrition, biomechanics, sports medicine, leadership, and just plain presentation skills to their contributions to killing the enemy - pirates, for instance.
We’re going to have to agree to disagree on this one, FRiend.
Believe it or not, training is important in the military. They don’t just gather up a bunch of angry morons and storm through foreign lands.