In behest of our organization WTF(World Tiddlywinks Federation) I wish to inform all that we do not have any of our players on the Dole!
All our players past and present are financial secure having invested wisely in GM/GE/Obama stock.
The only thing that we have to complain about is our debilitating Tiddlywink Thumb, life threatening injuries.
WTF, Pres. Ben Tiddly
You Tiddlywink people get all the coverage. I can’t turn on ESPN without hearing some announcer saying, “Ohhh.....Ben just missed the cup with that one!” When I miss the cup, there’s liquor all over the floor. Unless it’s a urine sample, and, well, we won’t get into that.