Woman Arrested For Allegedly Soliciting A Hitman To Kill Anyone Over 12 Years Old Wearing Fur

Business Insider ^ | 22 FEB 12 | Michael Brendan Dougherty

[DCBryan1]

Meredith Lowell of Cleveland Heights was arrested for allegedly soliciting a hitman to kill any adult who walked out of the local public library and was wearing fur, according to CBS News.

Lowell allegedly included these details in an email to an undercover FBI agent who contacted her: "I am paying you $730 to kill one person wearing fur who is 12 or older - hopefully at least 14 years, however 12 years old or older is fine. I want them to be dead in under two minutes"

[DCBryan1]

Way to go Ohio:

Meredith Lowell

[unixfox]

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[Flycatcher]

What beautiful bugeyes...

[circlecity]

People who do these things used to be called lunatics. Now we call them progressives.

[headstamp 2]

Ah those “true believer” eyes.

[SpaceBar]

Oooh, she's a keeper.

[ryan71]

She has “lefty” written all over her face.

[jazusamo]

The thousand yard stare. Wonder if they’ll feed her vegan meals in the looney bin.

[Buckeye McFrog]

I’m sure public libraries in Cleveland are just packed with women wearing fur these days /sarc

[DCBryan1]

She told the undercover agent in the emails that she wanted to be on site when the slaying took place so she could distribute "papers" afterward, the affidavit says. Her hope was to be arrested so she could call attention to her beliefs and to get out of the home she shared with her parents and brothers who eat meat and eggs. They also use fur, leather and wool, investigators said.

Reprinted emails also say Lowell wrote that she sees nothing wrong with "liberating" animals from fur factory farms and laboratories since "soldiers liberated people from Nazi camps in World War 2."

[ryan71]

Future first lady of the US.

[nagdt]

Wouldn’t it be grand to parade around in front of her with my beautiful mink! LOL. Maybe put my mink hat on her little head and tell her the little mink that wore the fur first would want her to be warm.

[SamAdams76]

Hope and change has been replaced by dope and strange.

[NavyCanDo]

Did Marty Feldman have a sister?

[Sloth]

GUILTY.

And $730 for a hit? Seriously?

[Radagast the Fool]

Tin soldiers and Lowell’s coming
we’re finally on our own
this summer I hear them drumming
4 dead in Ohio!
(sorry, couldn’t resist!)

[max americana]

“kill any adult who walked out of the local public library and was wearing fur,”

And how many people wear fur coats and go to the library?

[throwback]

What was that story I read about elevating the earth above the value of humans...let’s see...something about evil and fake theology? Oh never mind, that guy was nuts.

[MichaelCorleone]

Not to worry Meredith - your heart was in the right place and that makes you immune from laws that protect regular Americans from things like attempted murder. Holder’s DOJ will see to it you walk.

[Slings and Arrows]

I am paying you $730 to kill one person wearing fur who is 12 or older

In Chicago a hitman wouldn't talk to her for less than $5000. You get what you pay for.

[NavyCanDo]

My wife has both a fox and a mink. Both would make this lunatics head explode.

[EQAndyBuzz]

I’m suprised they arrested her. Now if she said the same thing about kids over 12 in Che shirts, she would already be on death row.

[GeronL]

wow.

Poster child for an hour of leftwing insanity

[annieokie]

$730 a hit? really? Probably could have got some dopehead to do it for $10 as well as take the fur and pawn it for $100.

[MrB]

I’m calling in the expert on this.

She looks like a wild one, Laz,

and she “hates fur”.... nudge nudge.

[SampleMan]

$730 ???

Her life savings?

I need not point out that this would be all over the media IF she was trying to get a hit on an abortionist.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Liberalism really is a mental illness. This chick has “Progressive” written all over her face

[org.whodat]

Damn. Woman has a whole top floor of fruit cake.

[MrB]

progressives...

ah, yes, “progressive”...

We’ve “progressed” from the belief that Man is made by God in the image of God to the belief that we and bugs and fur bearing critters all evolved from primal goo.

Yep, that’s “progress”.

[CSM]

She’s got crazy eyes!

[AtlasStalled]

. . . she’s a little nutty . . .

[MrB]

She probably filed it in her brain under the category of “charity”.

[from occupied ga]

GUILTY! and cheap too.

[Waryone]

Dennis “the menace” Kucinich’s second wife? /s

[bigheadfred]

Crazy cat lady feeds her cats with chopped up neighbors...

[PGR88]

$730 ???? It confirms what I have always thought - not only are leftists stupid, they are greedy and CHEAP!

[Eva]

Bug eyes = Glandular malfunction?

[OneLoyalAmerican]

Ohio ping.

[wbill]

"I want them to be dead in under two minutes"

Well, at least she wanted them HUMANELY killed.

[TYVets]

President of the local PETA chapter.

[EyeGuy]

“Woman Arrested For Allegedly Soliciting A Hitman To Kill Anyone Over 12 Years Old Wearing Fur”

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I bought my wife a Lynx coat for CHRISTmas 2 years ago.

But I guess she is safe from Squeaky Fromme here, because she is only 7 years old in Dog Years.

[dfwgator]

Marty Feldman Eyes - Bruce Baum

(To the tune of Bette Davis Eyes)

Her head is growing bald
Her feet are twice her size
She says it’s not her fault
She’s got Marty Feldman eyes

She’ll turn the sprinklers on you
And dry you off with her thighs
She’ll confuse the hell out of you
She’s got Marty Feldman eyes

And she’ll woo you
Then she’ll moon you
And forget to pull her pants up
She’s obnoxious
And she knows it
And she knows how to blow her nose up
All the boys think she’s fried
She’s got Marty Feldman eyes

(Do it dirty!)

She’s ferocious
Narcoleptic
Ambidextrous
Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious
Bogus
Vegamatic
(she slices and she dices!)

All the boys think she’s a guy
She’s got Marty Feldman eyes

You’re so lame
You probably think this song is about you
You’re so lame
You’re so lame, yeah

Jimmy Durante’s nose
And Jimmy Walker’s lips
Liberace’s clothes
Shelly Duvall’s hips
She’s got Willy Nelson legs
And Nancy Reagan’s spleen
Dolly Parton’s lungs
She’s got Leon Spinks’ teeth
Bob Seger’s pancreas

All the boys think she’s some kind of guy
She’s got Marty Feldman eyes

[wbill]

They also use fur, leather and wool, investigators said.

No need to go to the public library and wait for some 12 year old kid in a fur coat. The Local Motorcycle Bar will have plenty of people in leather to target.

Or am I missing her point? /sarc

[NativeSon]

This adds to my list of "web truths":
Hot single female = overweight male living in parents' basement
attractive, well built male = overweight male living in parents' basement
15yo female interested in mature men = overweight male FBI agent
bargain hitman (tm) = FBI agent

[Flycatcher]

Bug eyes = Glandular malfunction?

I don't think anything about that girl is functioning.

[Scythian]

I’d have to see her in a mink coat to render a guilty or innocent verdict ...

[DCBryan1]

And how many people wear fur coats and go to the library?

Probably half as many as those 27 year old, college educated lefties that STILL LIVE WITH THEIR PARENTS and conspire to kill teenagers due to a social political belief.

[SargeK]

In the neighborhood where I work, they kill each other for wearing the wrong color bandana, dirty looks or a lot less cash than that.

[GOPJ]

Evil bitch. Put this one away forever.