Didn't realize you were a poet, Jaz.
Now I'll try:
Please go straight to Heck.
Dang. I can't think of a rhyme... ;^)
I like yours better, Fly. It’s where he and those like him belong.
my turn! my turn!
NoPinkos is not red -
because he P P'd in his bed.
And it has been said -
that is why he's never wed.
Now if I incur any blame
for taking on this silly game
I'll have no option but feel ashamed
and then will have to change my name.
(hurrying off to catch a plane)