The whale saw Hillary and tried to mate.....
MAN: "Uh.....that's not your reflection!"
Or, “Whale has encounter with MASSIVE Hillary!”. :-)
Shamu meets Namu!
The only way to tell the difference would be to look and see which has the “cankles”.
OK OK. I could take almost all of that but the part that said the whale “rubbed up against her dinghy” made me lose it...
These have probably already been posted by sharp FReepers:
“The picture or captions are upside down.”
“The smile on her face says she has been re-united with her mother.”
“That boat is safe. With that amount of ballast, the whale (in the water) won’t be able to capsize it.”
“Which one has more barnacles attached to it?”
“Slippery eel meets whale.”
“She needs to sit down to reduce the risk of the boat turning over.”
“They are going to need a tow in. There is no way they put enough fuel on board to lug that lard-@$$.”
“Whale watching? Why the Hell did she spend taxpayer dollars to go to Cabo? She could just look in the mirror!”
“That poor whale. Memory scarred for life.”
“We don’t need no stinkin’ captions! We can see Hellary clear as day, right next to the boat.”
“Whale of a time? Misprint. Actual headline: Whale and a Slime.”