[John Ls]

MESSAGE TO THE NEW YORK TIMES: KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR!

Signed,

A MORMON!

Seriously, imagine if the insult was “Stick that in your Yamaka!” or “Shove that in your turbin”.

In all reality, I don’s understand the perverted obsession with underwear. I mean, really?

[af_vet_rr]

Seriously, imagine if the insult was “Stick that in your Yamaka!” or “Shove that in your turbin”.

In all reality, I don’s understand the perverted obsession with underwear. I mean, reall

You have to wonder about that nut Joseph Smith's obsession with underwear to require Mormons to wear it to enter the temple. Pretty damn perverted to believe that magic underwear is required. I read that some Mormons think it's symbolic protection against evil while others think it's literal protection against evil. I don't know which of those groups is weirder.

What's next? Underwear styled in the pattern of Superman's costume going to make you bullet-proof or more powerful than a locomotive?

If I were to start a cult, magic underwear would definitely be involved, because if you can convince a group of people that they are required to wear magic underwear, you can convince them to do anything.