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Vendome’s version of a just and proper punishment:
I would chain his hands and legs, then pull him up four flights of metal fire escape stairs, feet first.
Then I would kicked him in the family jewels just enough to cause a stomach ache every 15 minutes for 8 hours.
After that I would push him out a window letting him fall four stories into a pile of razor wire 5 rolls high and 5 rolls wide.
He could lay in the pile of razor wire for two days in the desert sun and then I would release a flock of crows and 1 gallon of scarabs right next to him
.But that’s just me.
I knew I liked you for some reason!
You should start an ‘add-on’ post.. where the next person adds 1 more thing to do (add) to the list ;)
after about a year or so.. it might be a nice ‘epic’ list to copy paste ;)