Kosher hams?
Mark 'em Kosher - double whammy hammy - render the land 'unclean" forever -
All we've ever had to do to win is announce - our bullets are all tipped in pig blood.
Culturally insensitive? Tough!
So's murdering our troops who've been trying to save their useless hides. Get out and leave them to their barbarian ways...just keep them contained within their borders.