LOL
Kinda goes without saying.
Of course, if it gets run over by a number of large vehicles very soon after death and some road salt is applied, it makes wonderful (coon, possum, squirrel, woodchuck) jerky when pealed off the road a week or so later.
I've got my eye on a nice flat squirrel down the road, in fact. Couple more days and he'll be ready to go, unless some poacher beats me to it.
Last year there was a flat skunk (yes, he was in the middle of the road, in the paint) right smack in front of my house, but I wasn't THAT hungry. After someone scraped it off, the road stunk for a month even though it rained just about every day. Good thing my dog didn't drag the thing into the house.