[VicVega]

Oh yummy Nancy, you smell like a dude.

[U-238]

Nancy, you need to cut back on plastic surgery. Your face is melting.

[mardi59]

Nice facelift. I don’t see any scars. Now if you could just do something about that turkey neck.....

[llevrok]

Let me slip you a long, black....tongue, you hoochie momma you.

[llevrok]

Let me slip you a long, black....tongue, you hoochie momma you.

[reagan_fanatic]

Barry: “Lenin, Marx, Stalin, Mohammed...”
Nancy: “For the love of Fidel, Barry - stop it with the foreplay or I’ll mount you right now!!!”

[bobby.223]

“Why do you always moan ‘Oh Larry’ when we are close like this Zero? One more time, It is Nancy, Nancy, Nancy okay? Got us straight now?”

[onemiddleamerican]

Ick! The silicone is congealing under her skin and sliding down her face.

[LostInBayport]

"Man that skin is tight. Any tighter and you'll have a short and curly beard."

"Well, from what Hillary told me, if anyone knows about beards, it's you Barry. Except yours isn't short and curly, but tall and burly."

[Mark]

Momma always said that life is like a box of chocolates...

[Bibman]

I love the smell of Tuna

[Bibman]

I love the smell of Tuna

[Batman11]

For pete’s sake! I am trying to eat a late dinner here!! Ugh!!

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Take your pick:

“Dumb and Dumber”

“Stupid and traitor”

Greedy and greedy”

“Zero plus zero still equals zero”

Two of the biggest traitors in American history!

[pankot]

Nancy: “Umm umm umm, you smell like barbecue.”
Barry: “Mmm, you smell like watermelon.”

[Polyxene]

“Come ‘ere, mama. Give daddy a little sugar.”