Posted on 02/29/2012 9:22:36 PM PST by STARWISE
I wouldn’t live in illinouse if you gave it to me.
What a monstrosity. Only its architect could love this ‘house.’
I’ll kick in $20!
There’s an interesting story about Jordan having to give quests GPS locators since several people have turned up missing.
Local search and rescue teams have been combing the residence for months and are handing out MISSING photos to all guests at the door in an effort to find these people.
Jordan issued a statement to the press claiming...”We have not given up hope that the missing people will be found, we know that they alive and well and are in here somewhere and will be located”
Asked by a reporter how he knows they are still alive Jordan replied...”The search teams have found discarded chicken bones and empty beer cans around the many refrigerators located in my compound, they are confident they are just lost, confused and looking for the way out”
Reporter: “What kind of measures have you taken to prevent further problems with missing guests”?
Jordan: “Of course, issuing GPS locators to all guests will go a long way to resolve this problem but we have also installed ‘YOU ARE HERE’ signs though out the compound”
I had not thought that until you mentioned it but you are right! It does!! We gotta add the Big O. to that list also. Anybody that averages a triple/double for an entire NBA season, (plus incredible career stats to), has gotta be there!!
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