[spokeshave]

Dusting off some Trabi jokes (Trabank was the car produced in E Germany under the Soviets for those in Rio Vista)

1). What do you call a valley surrounded by hills..? Death valley

2). Why has the Volt got a heated rear window..? To keep hands warm when pushing it through the snow

3). How do you double the value of a Volt..? Put a spare battery on the back seat.

4). How do you stop your Volt from being stolen..? Take the battery pack with you.

[Red Badger]

I’ve been to ‘The former East’ Germany, as they call it. Trabants were still around in 2000-2001, although I believe they had been totally re-engineered by capitalist teenagers........