It’s like Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom with the OWSies playing the part of the wild animals that have to be subdued and tranquillized. I almost expected to see Marlin Perkins or Jim Fowler hauling those OWSies away in nets.
if they weren't dangerous at all, marlin might get physically involved. otherwise, you would hear: "the anaconda can grow to be over 32 feet long. watch as i sit safely in this boat and jim wades through the waist-deep, murky water in search of this snake which can crush a man. speaking of "crush," unexpected medical expenses can crush a household budget. mutual of omaha's medical coverage assures that your checkbo . . .'