That's just it. He fooled them all. GWB ain't from Texas. He ain't a yankee. He's a damned yankee. He came down here and won't go home.
For your edification, a Yankee is just a Yankee as long as he stays where he is born has vacations north and west of his home and Florida. A damn Yankee is some one who vacations south of where his home is and passes through your state on their way to Florida but eventually go home. Your basic GD Yankees moves to your state and looks down on you and your neighbors because you are not as cosmopolitan or as enlightened as he is. Now you yankee SOB is that rare piece of human debris that is a die hard Democrat union member who moves to your town, declares it backwards and goes about making it like the human cesspool it moved from. But what do I know? I’m just a southern conservative redneck which according to the LSM and all Yankees makes me a racist, sexist, bigot, homophobic, xenophobe. Did I mention the rifle rack in my pickup? Or that we grace before every meal and Yes Sir and Yes Ma’am is not only polite but shows your Mom and Dad raised you right? Did I mention we know it’s just common sense that you don’t spend more than you make, the Constitution is just fine as it is, we should have never dissolved the House UnAmerican Activities Committee and every person who don’t like this country should get the hell out and take your damned illegal aliens with you on the way out.